I nominate Tish'a Mi Yodeya for worst post.
Why, even children know that such a question is based on something that does not exist, based on the known saying:
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
(למה שש פחדה משבע? כי שבע אכלה תשע! (תרגום שלי
Therefore, 9 doesn't exist, and there certainly cannot be a question about it.
(The only Limud Zechus I could have for it is that maybe it is asking for memories of 9 before it was eaten by 7, but this is not stated in the question.)