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My favorite close reason is Primarily Opinion Based.
Sometimes I will use audible close reasons that do not post correctly to the web site. You have to be standing within a few feet of me to pick them up.
Are you nuts?
Does your mind actually work that way?
Oh this guy again!
My favorite flag on answers is "it is not an answer."
My favorite close reason for Purim is too broad, because some people are going to be too broad after eating all that Purim junk!
AMEROCK MAKES THE BEST SELF-CLOSING HINGES!!!!!!!
My fave is "off topic because of other...". I can write whatever I want, there. Then, the O.P. can't even debate my reason if the question is closed. I win, again, HAHAHAHA :-)