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My favorite close reason is Primarily Opinion Based.

What's yours?

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    laugh That was fast!
    – Monica Cellio
    Feb 19 '15 at 0:39
  • any good questions generate some degree of oPinion based on expert experience, bUt answeRs to thIs question will tend to be alMost enTirely based On opinions, RAtHer than facts, references, or specific expertise.
    – Fred
    Feb 19 '15 at 3:38
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    dupe judaism.stackexchange.com/q/55155/759
    – Double AA Mod
    Feb 19 '15 at 21:29
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Sometimes I will use audible close reasons that do not post correctly to the web site. You have to be standing within a few feet of me to pick them up.

Examples:

  • What?

  • Are you nuts?

  • Does your mind actually work that way?

  • Oh this guy again!

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My favorite flag on answers is "it is not an answer."

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    You bozo! Learn to read! The question was about comment flag reasons. Also, your answer should start with "my favorite." Speaking of which, let's have a comment thread about other favorite things.
    – Isaac Moses Mod
    Feb 19 '15 at 3:32
  • Are you too dense to realize that the best comments are the sarcastic belligerent ones with lots of punctuation marks?????
    – Y     e     z
    Feb 19 '15 at 4:07
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    (15 characters)
    – msh210 Mod
    Mar 13 '16 at 6:44
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My favorite close reason for Purim is too broad, because some people are going to be too broad after eating all that Purim junk!

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  • (Someone just actually flagged this as spam...)
    – Double AA Mod
    Feb 24 '16 at 19:05
  • @DoubleAA (Don't delete me, bro!)
    – Isaac Moses Mod
    Feb 24 '16 at 19:08
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My fave is "off topic because of other...". I can write whatever I want, there. Then, the O.P. can't even debate my reason if the question is closed. I win, again, HAHAHAHA :-)

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