It has come to my attention that there is a German company that makes food-cutting equipment of all things called TREIF!
What's more, its striking logo is CC-licensed for reuse with modification, with attribution.
"TREIF Logo," by Treif Marketing. Used with permission under CC BY-SA 4.0
From what I can tell using Google Image Search, this logo has not yet been used in online Purim Torah, despite the fact that it's been on Wikimedia since 2007.
The Jewish Internet has absolutely fallen down on the job.
Yodeyans, it is up to us to make sure that this company and logo are used in Purim Torah as well as possible, as soon as possible. This is not an opportunity to be either squandered or wasted. If I had a great idea off-hand, I'd write it up right now, but I don't, and I wouldn't waste this on just a cheap joke.
What should we do with this important resource before it's too late?