Apparently, Mi Yodeya has a special Department of Security. Where can I sign up?
I see we also have a Brotherhood of Hebrew HNQ Monitors, which apparently is lacking members at the moment. Where do I sign up there?
Any other organizations I should know about?
There's also the International Brotherhood of Lightbulb-Changers, which is of course part of Mi Yodeya (when I asked them who they're affiliated with, they shrugged and said, "Who knows?").
They are said to have a very difficult entrance exam. I approve of their high standards: I, for one, wouldn't let anyone change my lightbulb who doesn't speak 70 languages and know 150 ways to purify a sherets.
