I've recently been perusing some old questions, and it's come to my attention that users just have a habit of screaming an awful lot.

It's an incessant amount of shouting on here, from birthday wishes, to warning about potential issurim, to site policy, to howling, to random interjections, and even a long shpiel on the very topic of going deaf. And don't get me started about the Joke-a-thon ridiculousness.

My head hurts so much from all this screaming I think I’m going to explode. As a PSA to the community, can we please stop screaming at each other? Otherwise I might have to take you all to Beis Din, as one is liable to pay damages for screaming and causing someone to go deaf (BK 85b).

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