Important: StackExchange Inc. has been exhibiting inappropriate conduct, in my opinion. For shame! Please visit if that troubles you.

Made my way from the Olympus of Complexity Theory, Probabilistic Combinatorics and Property Testing to the down-to-earth domain of Heterogeneous and GPU Computing, and now I'm hoping to bring the gospel of GPU and massive-regularized parallelism to DBMS architectures. I've post-doc'ed at the DB architecture group in CWI Amsterdam to do (some of) that.

I subscribe to most of Michael Richter's critique of StackOverflow; you might want to take the time to read it.

If you listen closely you can hear me muttering "Why am I not socratic again already?"